11/23/2023 0 Comments Blue origin rocket looks like a penis![]() ![]() On Wednesday, a whole different cast of excrement, I watched like millions of others, the countdown, the lift-off and the return to the hard cold Earth of Jeff Bezos’s Blue Origin rocket. There can’t be that many bad doubles in Lunnon Town. In London, where the Vote Leave and Firetruck the Good Friday Agreement Government is bent on making the UK a carbon copy of Jeff Bezos’s USA, walking from Victoria Station to Trafalgar Square, I counted three human stools on the pavement. Looked at that way, Jeff Bezos skimmed and pocketed up to $26 grand from each member of half his workforce.īezos makes the Amazon median wage of $28K every nine seconds (Money, May 2018). The median wage of Amazon workers in 2018 was US$28K the median wage of all American workers was $54K. We all got to play a little Star Trek mas on Wednesday.īut, just three years ago, the majority of Amazon workers couldn’t afford to feed themselves without food stamps. I choose to celebrate and be happy for something like this instead of being the petty, cynical asshole who mocks and rips everything.And Mr Amazon can get every news network to broadcast live his public stroking of his private ego by taking along a 90-year-old Captain Kirk. I bet she is pretty fucking excited that Bezos chose her. She is 82 and is an aviation pioneer who finally got to go up. I mean, there are a bunch of you reading this post who refuse to get the COVID vaccine because you are “waiting to see the effects it has on other people.” And this billionaire hops in a rocket and says “hey guys, blast me up there and bring me back!” Is it vanity? Absolutely! But it takes some guts. Also, you may think Bezos is a complete dickbag (he is, did you hear his speech after, ughhhh), but it does take some balls to hop in that rocket and fly up there yourself. Everyone on the internet seems to be sooooo fucking smart. Is that super easy to do? Go ahead, show me the math that makes that happen. Should they have focused their intelligence on something else? This is what they went to school for, so of course they would use their knowledge this way. Engineers designing the rocket (come on, there is someone on that team who purposely made that thing look like a dildo and then convinced Bezos that it was the perfect design, that person deserves some kind of award) and the numerous other scientists involved probably love seeing their hard work mocked all over the internet. If SpaceX, Blue Origins, and Virgin Galactic are all innovating and attempting to come up with better solutions, while at the same time being rewarded with bigger government contracts once they have breakthroughs, then maybe we could actually see major changes in our space capability.Īnd finally, the thing that really bothers me about making fun of this launch is that this was not just Jeff Bezos. ![]() Isn’t SpaceX just Elon Musk’s space vanity project? How come we like that one, but not Blue Origins? For those of us who are fans of astronomy and the prospect of someday having humanity travel the stars, then we need people working on it. It was only last year when SpaceX launched two astronauts to the ISS and everyone celebrated it. I am a fan of space, so I cannot be too upset with him. Instead he has decided to blow billions of dollars developing rocket technology in order to try and get into space. He could be buying all the art in the world and locking it away in a vault so no one could enjoy it. He could be hoarding it (more than he is already). I mean, I can think of worse things he could be spending his money on. But, he has decided to put himself into space. Did someone just take the number of homeless people and estimate how much it would cost to build them all a tiny house?) or help eradicate hunger problems in the world. Yes, he could solve homelessness (I keep seeing people say that it would only cost $28 billion to solve the homeless problem in America…I question what that actually means. I agree that it would be nice if he did something else with his billions of dollars. I know, you are shocked.įirst of all, I do not like Bezos. Instead, I am going to take a different route. I am not going to jump on that bandwagon. Either people made fun of his rocket (it looks like a PENIS, hahahahaha) or they joked about him not being about to get into space completely. ![]() Just kidding, the internet mocked him mercilessly over it. Naturally everyone celebrated this achievement. As everyone knows, Jeff Bezos flew his penis-shaped rocket (aren’t all rockets shaped like a penis?) to the edge of space and then returned home. ![]()
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